Kraken Becomes City's Most Requested Plumber, 8 Arms 'A Game Changer'
Sea monster's ability to fix 8 leaks simultaneously earns 5-star reviews across the tristate area
•Maritime Trades Journal
Ghost Fired From Remote Job for 'Being Too Transparent'
Paranormal employee discovers corporate culture doesn't appreciate literal honesty
•Workplace Paranormal Report
Centaur Dominates Food Delivery Apps, Claims 'No Bike Needed'
Half-horse courier averages 47 deliveries per hour, refuses to wear the branded backpack
•Gig Economy Gazette
Yeti Hired as Ski Instructor, Guests Describe Experience as 'Chilling'
Alpine resort's newest employee claims 200,000 years of mountain experience
•Winter Sports Paranormal
Zombie Gets Promoted to Middle Management, Nobody Notices the Difference
Undead employee seamlessly integrates into corporate culture through strategic groaning
•Corporate Undead Weekly
Ancient Mummy Applies for Museum Job, Gets Rejected for Lack of Experience
5000-year-old artifact told they need 'at least 7000 years in customer service'
•Archaeological Employment News
Troll Loses Bridge to City Infrastructure Project, Forced to Learn New Skills
Ancient bridge guardian discovers eminent domain is scarier than knights
•Municipal Development News